"People ask me everyday if Mexico is safe. “Is Mexico safe? Will I get shot?” Well, I suppose it’s like if a person from Mexico asked me if they would get shot if they traveled to Los Angeles. Is it possible? Yes. Is it probable? No.
The fact is, you have a 1.3% chance of being a victim of crime in Mexico.
But, as a frequent traveler to Mexico, I think it’s only fair to let you know that there are some warnings to traveling in Mexico.
So, here is a list of things you just might have to worry about while you’re visiting Mexico:
- You might overeat at the endless Sunday brunch and get heartburn
- You might trip and fall on the cobblestone streets
- You might get acid indigestion from too much fresh squeezed lemonade
- You might get sunburned and have to spend extra money buying aloe vera gel
- You might lose your hearing if you are sitting next to a 26-piece mariachi band
- You might have a hard time deciding whether to go to the beach or get a massage
- You might hit someone with a golf ball because you were blinded by the sun
- You might get really tired from having so much fun, that you forget to buy souvenirs for your family back home, and they might get mad
- You might fall completely, head-over-heals in love and never want to leave which causes you to be depressed when you have to go to the airport to go back home
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