Enjoying Mexico

Enjoying Mexico

Wednesday, September 7, 2011

Interesting retirement activity?

I have it on very good authority that there is a box (are boxes?) of willies in the Brit Mus (and/or p'raps the Ashmolean and quite probably many other museums as well). They were removed in Victorian times, for propriety's sake. Sadly, no-one had had the time to re-attach those which are not very easily identifiable (I believe most were not labelled).

Now, there's a PhD project for someone! :-))

Read more: http://forum.virtualtourist.com/discussion-573905-1-1-Miscellaneous-0-0-World-discussion.html#ixzz1XHTUi0lF

This interesting snippet came from a travel forum of which I'm a member - Virtual Tourist. Another member suggested it might make a very interesting activity for retired art academics. Can you imagine walking around the museum with your box of private parts, trying each against a statue to find the perfect fit? When you found one, whipping out your tube of superglue and then holding the part firmly to its owner while it dries? Maybe then finding that the superglue has "oozed" and your hand is now stuck firmly to a penis and/or statue?
I think this would make a MOST interesting project for someone. Just, please, don't let it be someone like Mr Bean, or who knows what parts the statues might end up with.

Any takers?

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